Cliches! Also known as the traits that happen again and again and again and again in so many different stories by so many different authors it just becomes an old hat.
There are some which are just part of story telling, The hero gets the girl and good wins over evil, but when do cliches become.. too much?
Are there any which seriously need to be retired?
I say yes. So here’s a list of my least favorite character cliches and why I dislike them.
Number one and probably the biggest one, is the chosen one. Anyone who saw the prequel Star Wars knows what I’m talking about. The person (usually a guy) who’s destined to save the world and restore order and peace and what have you. This is so boring because the audience KNOWS it’s the main character of the story. NO ONE tells a story with a chosen one and then not have it about the main character. I mean, you read 300 pages and then sorry, I made a mistake, it wasn’t about me, I’ll go back home and live happily ever after now!
I hate this because it pretty much sets up exactly what’s going to happen. There isn’t any choosing on what to do, the character has to follow the prescribed plan. In this, I also hate prophecies for the same reason.
Number two and this one is a big one. I’m actually addressing it in a book of mine. Love will save you.
Alright, lemme set it up because I’ve see it before. We have a bad guy (Or girl) and they meet the good girl (Or guy). Because the story demands it, they are to become a couple. However, the bad character doesn’t know how to love, so the good one says they will teach them.
I have a problem with this because /you can not teach anyone love./
Read that sentence again and believe it.
Don’t believe me? Can I teach you to fall in love with me? No… it might happen because we could maybe be compatible, but I can not force it and neither can you.
Follow up, even if the good guy/girl doesn’t teach the bad guy/girl how to love, they’ll teach them how to be good.
THIS IS A LOT HARDER THEN IT WOULD BE SEEN IN BOOKS.
Sorry for yelling, but I had to say it.
No one can spend years of their life being evil or bad or what have you and then suddenly change overnight. Morals and ideas can not be gained suddenly. You fall back onto what you were taught as a kid. If you were taught as a kid it’s okay to steal gum from the store and take money if you need it, your not going to forget that overnight because some cute person says they can change you.
It doesn’t work that way. Just because the love interest is cute and brooding, it doesn’t mean they can change a character’s entire morals.
Number three, the leading lady always being blonde/redhead, described as beautiful and being short.
For the longest time, a lot of female leads were blonde. Now it seems like redheads are starting to get their days. But blonde is considered the ultimate beauty.
I have a problem with this because it ties into our culture’s ideas that being good looking means you are white, blonde and thin.
No. No. No.
Being Black is beautiful. Being Asian is beautiful. Being Latino, Indian, Hispanic is beautiful! There is more to beauty then being white and having perfect pale blonde hair and pale skin.
Why Redheads I also dislike? Because that means the character is white. Too many leads are white.
Also, while I’m talking about beauty. Do. No. Call. Your. Characters. Beautiful. Or any other word which means the same thing.
I have met people who are extremely good looking and then they open their mouth and I wince. I have also met people who others think are amazingly pretty and I just shrug.
Beauty is the eye of the beholder. Do not spend paragraph after paragraph, or worse have a side character do it, and tell me amazing and pretty and gorgeous your character is.
Number four, orphans.
I know, I know. You want your character to seem like they suffered at a young age and rose about it, but come on. Why does it seem like all characters have to have dead parents? Especially being orphaned at birth, that one is even worse.
Number five, twin cliches.
I have to admit, I am extremely fascinated by twins, especially boy-girl twins. Earlier this week I was reading up about how there have been 10 cases of boy-girl identical twins. It’s /extremely/ rare and has to involve Turner syndrome (the female starts off as male, looses part of a chromosome and then becomes female) but it has happened.
However, there are SO many cliches with twins. The first being identical twins look EXACTLY alike.
I knew identical twins in high school. When I first met them, I couldn’t tell them apart, but after a while it got really easy. They were two different people and were very similar, but had small features all their own.
Next, always calling them “The twins.” Please, for the love don’t do this. They’re two different people, not a unit. It’s okay every now and then but if you call them that ALL the time, we got issues.
The reading the whole mind thing, twin telepathy. Okay this does happen in real life, but it’s way overplayed in stories and novels. Even if they’re identical twins, stop with the thing where they can always guess what the other is thinking. Maybe sometimes, but not every other freaking minute. I mean come on.
That’s about it. I’m sure there’s more if I really thought about it, but I’m stopping here. If I don’t, I’ll probably go on all night.
Any which really annoy you guys? Leave me a comment.